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Did you know that...
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Presbyterians believe it is wrong to vote for a political
candidate on purely religious grounds... unless the candidate is
a Presbyterian, of course.
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Presbyterians make better coffee than almost anyone.
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Presbyterians believe in the importance of confession and
frequently confess their sins, particularly when confronted with
the evidence.
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Presbyterians generally are suspicious of pastors who have
spotlights trained on their pulpits.
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Presbyterians believe in ecumenism because they want everyone
else to become just like Presbyterians.
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Presbyterians listen to sermons with great interest, except when
they're thinking about something else.
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Presbyterians wouldn't trade jobs with their pastors, but would
like to trade vacation time with them.
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Presbyterians believe in miracles and sometimes expect them,
particularly during stewardship drives.
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Presbyterians who have never been on the Session claim they don't
know what goes on at meetings. Presbyterians who have been,
claim they don't either.
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Presbyterians enjoy church suppers and will pay as much as a
dollar for the privilege of bringing the family to one.
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